6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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