Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think your dad took our porno
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Randomize
