I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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