Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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