Me too!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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