it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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