So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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