On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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