people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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