did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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