the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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