Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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