How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
