so explain again why im purple
no
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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