Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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