new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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