Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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