Pappa wants mamma naked
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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