It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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