that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just gargled with NyQuil
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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