Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
