No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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