check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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