I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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