She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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