marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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