I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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