he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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