do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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