I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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