As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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