i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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