Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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