Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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