great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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