Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
