I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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