yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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