Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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