I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
nutella sex= disaster
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize