So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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