I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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