we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
