Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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