Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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