a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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