Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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