Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
