at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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