She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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