ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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