Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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