I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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