do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Two words: nipple clamps
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