i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
